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{January 22, 2008}   Naughty words

Oh dear God – I have to get offline – this is getting ridiculous now emski! I’m just getting over-excited.

Ok people, I’d like your help.

I’d like to compile a list of words which I hope to use in my social experiment…I would love you all to give me:

  1. words that sound sensual/sexual/dirty/erotic
  2. words that sound disguisting/distastful/repulsive

Even if you only give one word each that would be great!

First one to start the ball rolling – my housemate thinks “squirt” is the most repulsive word she’s ever heard



Matt says:

Words that always seem to have a sexual connotation even when used in a perfectly innocent sentence:

“THROB”
“PERT”

I’m sure there was a third one … me and some friends at school used to talk about this a worrying amount. I’ll be back if I remember that last one.



fatalname says:

Ooh! I like this game. Okay….

satin, tied, spank, pink, sigh, bound, tease, bite….erm, and….THWACK is a good word. I prefer constructing erotic sentences, though, for the purposes of maintaining some level of decorum, I shall refrain. Unless, of course, I am encouraged to do so :p

xxx



emskilicious says:

well since I’m using you for this idea, ‘constructed sentences’ would be most appreciated!

Must say – ‘throb’, ‘tease’ and ‘pink’ are fabulous!

My house mates came up with gasp, fondle, touch, pulsating and suck.

I like words which are normal day to day words but conjure up completely different images when you hear them.



Annie says:

I know just what you mean. Words with dual meanings are fascinating. Ummm…I do write erotica. I’ll have a see what I can actually publish here without blushing violet ;)

xxx



Matt says:

Just remembered that magical third word…

…MOIST



charlotte says:

Words that are erotic in a nice way: hush, strip, climax

Words that repulse me (not sure if these are meant to be sexual as well but they are…apologies) : minge, fanny, gash, slit, cunt, pussy, moist, panties.

Sorry for the explicit nature but you did ask………………



gareth says:

i think that Cunt kind of tick all the boxes…



fatalname says:

Moist is a good one. Cunt is just a tad obvious, don’t you think? Just a tad…

penetrate
caress
climax
flow
hard(er!)
stroke
finger
friction
massage
thrust
lust
sigh
rub
come
stocking

DON’T read if you’re easily offended! This is totally crap, and took about 10 seconds to write. I’m sure you can tell :D It’s just a bit of silly fun as I wanted to incorporate those words somehow.

***

”You sound lovely when you come”

I can’t hide my lust. Even blindfolded, I feel your gaze penetrating my body. With one finger, you trace a line from my back, to the top of my stocking. I let out a sigh, as you caress my neck with your lips.

The friction is unbearable. ”Please,” I whisper. ”I need to-”

But before I can speak, you bring your other hand to my mouth, and remind me who is boss.

”Put both your hands on the desk. Don’t move until I tell you to”

I comply.

Your beautiful hands stroke the inside of my thigh. I remember last night, when I sat before the mirror, thinking of you. The glass was harsh against my face, the dim light punishing, but I needed to feel ashamed. I couldn’t resist it.

I remember last night, using my fingers to worship my sex, as tears merged with the scent of satisfaction. I had to stifle the moan that resided within me. Maybe I’d forgotten to draw the blind, but it was hardly consequential. I knew you were watching.

Secretly, slowly, mysteriously, I seem to melt back into reality. Those fingers are so knowing, so aware of my anatomy. There is silence. I try to move, but your body curls over mine as we come together. And you’re right. It sounds lovely…



confessandbehanged says:

MOIST IS THE MOST HORRIBLE WORD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how about choked by a midget gimp with a transvestite’s stocking – i think this caters for a large selection of weirdoes…i hope i don’t bring a stalker psycho to your door… at least you know that ripping off a testacle is not that hard!



gareth says:

this reminds me of last friday when me and my house had a pornography contest before we went out. we had a couple of beers and each wrote a piece of pornography that was eight hundred words long. If anyone would like to read this work or catch any more great tips about how to spice up a dull and bland friendship network, let me know. I’ll actually upload the piece i wrote to my blog now.



fatalname says:

Haha, I’ll read it gladly Gareth.

xxx



fatalname says:

And Charlotte, I AGREE. Definitely.

xxx



thegreatsaundini says:

Disgusting words: Ooze, Wretch, Gutter



fatalname says:

Yes, ooze is particularly vile.

xxx



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